Making Christmas Great Again "Honey Crusted Roasted Pistachio, Almond Cream" Limited Holiday 2oz Premium Beard Balm

This is a Pre-Order for Mid December.

In a whimsical, totally fictional holiday tale, Donald Trump swoops into Christmas Town as the Grinch—hair as bright as tinsel, suit as red as a tree skirt—declaring he alone can make Christmas “bigger, better, and more luxurious than ever.” He grumbles about elves “not appreciating his tremendous toy-making expertise,” tries to rebrand the North Pole as “Trump Pole,” and attempts to negotiate with the reindeer like they’re contestants on a reality show. But, of course, in true Grinch fashion, his heart grows three sizes when he hears the joyful caroling below, and by Christmas morning he’s handing out gifts, posing for selfies, and insisting he always loved Christmas “more than anyone, believe me.”

SCENT NOTES: Roasted Pistachio, Honey, Almond Cream, Coconut, Shortbread, Vanilla, Musk

• Moisturizes the beard and the skin underneath

• Softens and conditions coarse or dry facial hair

• Provides light to medium hold for shaping and control

• Helps reduce itchiness, dryness, and beard dandruff

• Promotes healthier, fuller-looking beard growth

• Adds a natural, non-greasy shine

• Protects facial hair from harsh weather and environmental stress

• Keeps the beard looking neat, polished, and well-groomed