Making Christmas Great Again "Honey Crusted Roasted Pistachio, Almond Cream" Limited Holiday 4oz Premium Beard Butter

This is a Pre-Order for Mid December.

In a whimsical, totally fictional holiday tale, Donald Trump swoops into Christmas Town as the Grinch—hair as bright as tinsel, suit as red as a tree skirt—declaring he alone can make Christmas “bigger, better, and more luxurious than ever.” He grumbles about elves “not appreciating his tremendous toy-making expertise,” tries to rebrand the North Pole as “Trump Pole,” and attempts to negotiate with the reindeer like they’re contestants on a reality show. But, of course, in true Grinch fashion, his heart grows three sizes when he hears the joyful caroling below, and by Christmas morning he’s handing out gifts, posing for selfies, and insisting he always loved Christmas “more than anyone, believe me.”

SCENT NOTES: Roasted Pistachio, Honey, Almond Cream, Coconut, Shortbread, Vanilla, Musk

Beard butters are rich, conditioning products designed to deeply moisturize and soften both your beard and the skin beneath it. Made with natural butters and nourishing oils, they help reduce dryness, itchiness, and frizz while giving your beard a smooth, healthy appearance.

Unlike balms, beard butters offer little to no hold, focusing instead on hydration and softness, making them perfect for nighttime conditioning or daily use on dry, coarse facial hair.

• Deeply moisturizes the beard and underlying skin

• Softens coarse, dry, or brittle facial hair

• Reduces itchiness, dryness, and irritation

• Helps prevent beard dandruff

• Tames frizz and makes the beard easier to manage

• Promotes healthier, fuller-looking beard growth

• Adds a soft, natural sheen without greasiness

• Great for nighttime conditioning or daily hydration